FUNNY SMS

SAD SHAYARI and JOKS

Tchr: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.

Ek Ladki ke T Shirt pe CAR bani hui thi
Ek Bacha Dekh raha tha
Ladki - Kabhi kar nahi dekhi ?
Bacha - Car to dekhi hai, ttne BADE SPEED BREAKER nahi dekhe !!!!!

Guy: You Look Like My Wife..
Girl(surprisingly): Whats Ur wife name?
Guy: I am not yet married..!

Moral : Xpress Your Ideas Smartly..!

Ek bahana acha sa jo paas hokar bhi paas nahi
Par us se chupa koi raaz nahi
Koi tumse puchhe koun hun mai
Tum kah dena koi KHAAS nahi

1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia

BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?

Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !

Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo ge?Miyan:arey wo choray to mujhe moqa milay na.

wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi

Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,

bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade

Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga
JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO.

Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.

Husband:kis moo say jaon.
wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai
Aur
Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;

Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya

Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi

Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye

Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-)

Teacher To Pathan: AGARBATTI Ka Jumla Banao.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai...

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Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:

Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.

Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)

undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,
swift Car K Peche Likhwaya

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,

Truck Par Likha tha
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.
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santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha

santa: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain

Ladki: M G Road

santa: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Hein