STROKE HEART

Some battles have to be fought alone, Some paths have to be crossed alone, So never be emotionally attached with anyone.  You never know when you have to walk alone

Wen A Very Sweet N Close Person Goes Too Far Frm Us,  We May Say Or Not Say But Our Heart Says 2 Thr Heart:  "U Made Me Alone.."

Nice Saying: Every Heart Has A Pain Only D Way Of Xpression iS Diferent Some Hide iT iN Eyes while Some Hide iN Der Smile

I Am Mad For Her ..... !!  But  Why On Earth  I Ain't Made For  Her ......... ??

The Worst Feeling Isn't  Being Lonely ...  Its Being Forgotten By  Someone You Could  Never Forget ...  ' LoSt DeSiRe '

She broke his heart and yelled out to him "YOU HAVE NO LIFE, GO AWAY!" He stood there in agony, and whispered.. "but u r my life.." :'(

Every Person Around you is Going to Hurt U at Some Point of Time..  But its upto U to Decide What is Important.. THE Pain or THE Person..!

"Separation" Is A Wound That No One Can "Heal" But "Rememberance" Is A Gift That No One Can "Steal" Keep Your Memories Intact

Loving 100 Wrong persons may not even AFFECT ur life. But hating 1 right person Will leave U a Broken HEART Throughout.. Ur LIFE

Bitterly Crying Words:- One Day you will look back & think damn!!  That Girl really did love me..

i Was So STUPID To Think That May Be For One Second You Actully Cared

Maybe one day it will be ok again. That's all I want. I don't care what it takes. I just want to be ok again

Sometimes, i wish certain people wont tell me that they love me..  wanna know why? so that i wont waste my time believing their sweetest lies....

Want to ask you to stay, Want to block your way..  But just a water drop can't do anything, Except fall from the eyes..

i wish im a stone.. so when d tym comes dat dey want me out of deir liyf dey can throw me as far as dey cud. i may break into pieces, but atleast i wont fil any pain..

All I know is that you love me still ...in my dreams... You Can Love Me Or Hate Me,  I Swear It Won't  Make Me  Or Break Me

If its taking all ur strength... if its killing your heart...  if its making you bear too much pain... its making you ignore everything else... make sure its worth it... Otherwise... Let it go...

There r few things  Tat must be don  B4 one says Goodbye  One's Eyesust 4get another's face  One's Ears must  4get another's voice One's Mind must 4get another's name.One's Heart must4get that he/she had loved  that person more than  his/her own life

I'm A Lonely Road Of  Broken Dreams  Its A Boulevard That  I'm Searching For  These Stars Are All  So Dull  Its The Moon That I'm  Searching For Happiness Is So Angry  At Me  Its Life That I'm  Searching For  There Is A Crowd Around Me At All Times Its a Friend That I'm Searching For  My Life Is Just Like Path Its A Destination That  I'm Searching For Don't Know What Is It That I've Lost May Be Its 'ME' That I'm Searching For !!

A Painful Phrase Written By A Boy Who Lost His Parents In Tsunami  

"Sea I Will Never Forgive You Even If Your Waves Touch My Feet Million Times..."

Ek Kasak Jo Lafzo'nKi  Aagosh Me Sisak Rahi Thi  Ek Dua Jo Duur Arsh Pe Bhatak Rahi Thi Wo Dua Jo Tuutey Dil  Sy Nikal Rhi Thi Wo Dua Jo 2 Labo'n Pe Machal Rahi Thi  Kaash !  Ek Shaam Wo Laut Aaye  Ya Kaash !  Wo Shaam Laut Aaye  Is Dil Ne Bohat Usay  Chaha Tha  Hum Ne Rab Sy Bas  Usy Hi Maanga Tha  Pr Meri Dua Tou Kahin  Arsh Pe Hi Kho Gai Aur Phr Taqdeer b
Andhera Aurh k So Gai  Aur Phir Zabt Ka Daaman  Hum Sy Chooth Gaya  Ek Tuuta Hua Dil Aur Bhi Tuut Gaya ...

The most terrible  poverty  is  loneliness  and the feeling of being unloved.

Its Not When I Look Back At All The Memories & Good Tyms  We Had Makes Me Sad  Its When U Consider Those  Memories As Nothing To U  Whn They Meant Everything To Me

Nobody In The World  Can Hav A Crystal Clear Heart...!! Bcoz Everyone's Heart Has Some Scratches Scribbled By Their Dear Ones...

A heart breaking  isn't always as loud  as a bomb exploding  Sometimes it can b as quiet as a feather falling  & The most painful thing is,  no one really hears it except U.

When You Have Loved Unconditionally  One Person  And Lost That Love ... It Leaves A Wound That Never Heals A Sad & Broken Heart , A Void Forever ...

I cannot love as I have loved, And yet I know not why; It is the one great woe of life To feel all feeling die. ~Philip James Bailey~

Log poochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen, Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki, Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon, Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki.

don't ever regret your love... Bcoz one day she will find that  she lost a diamond while she was busy in collecting more stones

khuda Ki Qasam Bari Mushkil Sey Milta Hey..!! Wo Aik Dil Jo Muhabbat Nibhaney Wala Hu..!!

Heart Touching Quote:  I Remember Him Not As The One Who Broke MY HEART.. But As The One Who Taught Me How To Live With A BROKEN HEART.....!!

Break My Heart Destroy My Soul And Leave Me Crying I'd Still Love You And I Don't Expect You To Love Me In Return ...

Judai Ki Kasak Liye Teri Yaad Se Jura Aansoo  Har Shab Meri Aankh Se Tapka Hy Guzry Kal Ki Terha Aaj Ka Din Bhi  Tum Bin Udaas Guzra Hy ... !!!

It HuRtS wHeN wE  rIsK oUr  HEART & It EnDs uP bEiNg BROKEN bUt WhAt hUrTs MoRe iS wHeN wE STILL HoLd On WhEn wE aLrEaDy KnOw We ArE wAiTiNg FoR NOTHING ... =(

My EyEs LiE ... My SmIlE DeCieVeS .. NoW nOtHiNG Is LeFt .. JuSt PaLe AuTuMn LeAvE ... AnD My ... BrOkEn HeArT tHat BlEeDs ....

Alone I Sit Here Empty And Cold The Light Beckons Me It Forces Me To Be Okay Hidden Away My Feelings Are Showing No Emotions Is How I Am  I Have To Fight To Be Alive I Have To Pretend To Care The World Crushed My Dream Yet It Forces Me To be I Once Was Alive Now I Just Survive ...

Forget The Times He Walked By, Forget The Times He Made You Cry,  Forget The Times He Spoke Your Name,  Remember Now Your Not The Same. Forget The Times He Held Your Hand, Forget The Sweet Things If You Can, Forget The Times & Don't Pretend, Remember Now He's Just Your Friend.

Some Broken Heart, May Never Mend, Some Memories May Never End,  Some Wet Tears May Never Dry, But My Love For You Will Never Die...

SHAYARIS

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A NEW TEACHER JOINS SCHOOLHE FINDS TWO BOYS SIMILAR IN APPEARANCE.TEACHER ASKS - "KYA TUM JUDVA HO.??BOY-: JEE NAHI..HUM PADOSI HAIN.

WHY DID HARBHAJAN SLAP SRISANTH..?AFTR D MATCH HE ASKED BHAJJI 'OYE PAJI, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?'BHAJJI SLAPPED & SAID 'DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA'

JYOTISHI LADKE KA HAATH DEKHKAR BOLA: "BETA TUM BAHUT PADHOGE"LADKA: "SAALE,PADH TO MAIN 3 SAAL SE RAHA HU, YEH BATA PAAS KAB HOUNGA...??"

WHY DID HARBHAJAN SLAP SRISANTH..?AFTR D MATCH HE ASKED BHAJJI OYE PAJI, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?BHAJJI SLAPPED & SAID DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA

EK AADMI DUSRE ADMI KO PEET RAHA THA AUR KHUD JOR JOR SE RO RAHA THA. JAB LOGO NE USSE PUCHA KI TUM KYO RO RAHEHO TO USNE KHA- JAB MAI ISE CHODUNGA TO YE BHI MUJHE ISE TRAH PITEGA.

FUNNY SMS

JOKES-ENGLISH SMS

A FATHER ASKS PEON: HOW ARE THE STUDIES IN THIS COLLEGE? WHERE DO I SEE MY SON IN FUTURE? PEON: THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT, I HAD ALSO COMPLETED MY ENGINEERING FROM THE SAME COLLEGE

“ME SICK, NO WORK” BOSS SMS BACK: “WHEN I AM SICK I KISS MY WIFE TRY IT” 2 HOURS LATER SARDAR SMS 2 BOSS: “ME OK, UR WIFE VERY SWEET”

INDIAN- I HAVE 4 SISTER N 3 BROTHERS WHAT ABT U? AMERICAN-I HAV NO SIS OR NO BRO BUT I HAV 4 MOMS FRM 1ST DAD N 5 DADS FRM MY 1ST MOM

JUDGE:WHY DID U SHOOT UR WIFE INSTEAD OF SHOOTING HER LOVER?MAN:UR HONOUR, IT\'S EASIER 2 SHOOT A WOMAN ONCE,THAN ----SHOOTING A MAN EVERY MONTH

BOY- FROM THE DAY I M UR FRIEND, I M NOT ABLE TO EAT, DRINK OR SMOKE.GIRL- HOW SWEET, SO U R MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME..!BOY- SHUT UP..!!, U MADE MY POCKET EMPTY.

DOCTOR IMPLANTS NEW EAR 2 A MAN MAN: "U FRAUD,U GAVE ME A WOMAN'S EAR" DOC: IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE MAN: "IT DOES,NOW I HEAR EVERYTHING BUT UNDERSTAND NOTHING"

A GIRL WEARING VERY SHORT SKIRT.A BOY ASKS HE WON'T YR MOM TELL ANYTHNG ABT YR DRESS?GIRL REPLIED: MY MOM WILL B VERY ANGRY..BCOZ I'M WEARING HER DRESS.

DAD:WHY AREN'T YOU DOING WELL IN HISTORY?PAPPU:BECAUSE THE TEACHER KEEPS ON ASKING THINGS THAT HAPPENED BEFORE MY BIRTH

HUSBAND:YOU KNOW,OUR SON GOT HIS BRAIN FROM ME...............WIFE:I THINK HE DID,I STILL GOT MINE WITH ME!!!

A BOY GOES TO SEE A CABARE DANCE.HIS MOM GETS ANGRY & ASKS HIM:DID U SEE ANYTHING THER THAT U WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?BOY:YES,I SAW DAD

DAD: IF U PASS IN THE EXAM I WILL PRESENT U 1 CYCLE.SON: IF I FAIL?DAD: I WILL PRESENT 10 CYCLE.SON: WHY?DAD: TO OPEN CYCLE SHOP.

TEACHE GIVE AN EXAMPLE TO USE NEITHER-NOR. BOY: WHEN GIRLS WEAR TIGHT FITTINGS, NEITHER THEY ARE COMFORTABLE NOR WE ARE COMFORTABLE…

LITTLE JOHNNY: TEACHER, CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM? TEACHELITTLE JOHNNY, MAY I GO TO THE BATHROOM? LITTLE JOHNNY: BUT I ASKED FIRST!

MAN:I'M LOOKING FOR A BOOK-"HOW TO CONTROL UR WIFE"...SALESMAN:SORRY, WE DON'T SELL FICTION

FATHEHOW R UR GRADES, SON?SON: UNDER WATER, DAD.FATHEUNDER WATER? WHAT DO U MEAN?SON: THEY'RE BELOW C LEVEL.

TEACHER:I WISH YOU WOULD PAY A LITTLE ATTENTION!STUDENT:I'M PAYING AS LITTLE AS I CAN SIR

TEACHER:THE BEST WAY TO DOUBLE THE MONEY IN STOCK MARKET!STUDENT:INVEST 4 TIMES THE MONEY!!—

TEACHER : WINNIE, NAME ONE IMPORTANT THING WE HAVE TODAY THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE TEN YEARS AGO.WINNIE : ME!

SIR:G.WASHINGTON NOT ONLY CHOPPED DOWN HIS FATHER'S CHERRY TREE,BUT ALSO ADMITTED DOING IT. NOW,KID, DO YOU KNOW WHY HIS FATHER DIDN'T PUNISH HIM?"KID:BECAUSE GEORGE STILL HAD THE AXE IN HIS HAND.

TEACHER : NOW, SIMON, TELL ME FRANKLY, DO YOU SAY PRAYERS BEFORE EATING?SIMON : NO SIR, I DON'T HAVE TO, MY MOM IS A GOOD COOK.

TEACHER:WHAT WAS THE FIRST THINK AKBAR DID ON ASCENDING TO THE THRONE?STUDENT:WELL,HE SAT DOWN

T'CHER:WHAT DO WE DO WITH CRUDE OIL?S'DENT:TEACH IT SOME MANNERS

SIR:TOM,WOT WUD HAPPEN IF THERE IS A3RD WORLD WAR?TOM:THT WUD BE TERRIBLE.SIR:WHY?TOM:THERE WLL BE ANOTHER CHAPTER IN OUR HISTORY BOOK

TEEN BOY:DAD I WANT TO BE LIKE GHANDHIJI DAD:GOOD WHY NOT..!BOY:THANX DAD SO LETS START WITH MARRIAGE AS GANDHIJI WERE MARRIED AT AGE OF 14

WHY DO U TAKE YOUR WIFE 2 NIGHT CLUBS ONLY?LALOO-BY THE TIME SHE GETS READY NO OTHR PLACE IS OPEN

FIRST LADY-"IF YOU DONT LOVE YOUR HUSBAND WHY DONT YOU DIVORCE HIM???"2ND LADY-OH I HATE HIM SO MUCH THAT I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM HAPPY

HUS: DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF WIFE? IT IS WITHOUT INFORMATION, FIGHTING EVERYTIME! WIFE: NO DARLING, ITS : WITH IDIOT FOR EVER

RAMPA: WHAT IS THE COST OF HAIR CUT?BARBERS 20RAMPA: THEN WHAT IS THE COST OF SHAVING?BARBERS 10RAMPA: OH! OK PLEASE SHAVE MY HEAD

LADY SITTING ON A PARK BENCH.BEGGAR:HI DARLING.!SHALL V HAVE SOME FUN ?LADY ANGRILY:HOW DARE U ?BEGGAR:THEN WHAT R U DOIN ON MY BED ?

TEACHER:DRAW A DIAGRAM OF BACTERIA PAPPU:HERE IT IS SIR TEACHER:WHERE? U HAVEN'T DRAWN ANYTHING PAPPU:SIR,CN U SEE BACTERIA WITHOT MICROSCOP

COLLEGE JOKE OF THE YEAR:LECTURE"UR HEAD IS FULL OF COW DUNG.."STUDENT: "OH, THAT'S WHY, U EAT MY HEAD EVERYDAY."-

FATHWHICH R D 2 HARDEST THINGS U LEARNT IN COLLEGE?SON: OPENING BEER BOTLES WTH TEETH & LIGHTING CIGARETE WTH ONLY 1 MATCH LEFT IN HEAVY WIND!

TEACHER:2RROW THR LL B A LECTURE ON D SUN.U MUST ALL ATTEND RAJU:I'LL NT B ABLE 2 MAK IT SIR.TEACHR:Y?RAJU:MOM LL NT LET ME GO SO FAR

MAN1: I DO NOT WANT TO MARRY BCOZ I M AFRAID OF WOMAN.MAN2: GET MARRIED SOON, THEN U'LL B AFRAID OF ONLY 1 WOMAN N START LOVING OTHER

WHAT DO U CALL IF BILL GATE'S MOTHR GETS BORED.?BEAT THISANY GUESS?MOTHERBOARD!GUD NITE

BOY & GIRL IN RESTAURANT.BOY-I LOVE U..GIRL-I DONT LOVE U..BOY-THINK AGAIN?GIRL-I TOLD U NOBOY-WAITER,BRING SEPERATE BILLS.GIRL-I LOVE U TOO..

WIFE:WHEREVER WE KEEP D MONEY, OUR SON STEALS IT.I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT ITHUS: KEEP IT IN HIS ENGINEERING BOOKS. HE'L NEVER TOUCH.

TEACHER : PETER,WHY ARE YOU LATE FOR SCHOOL AGAIN? PETEWELL, MISS,I DREAMED THAT I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL AND THE GAME WENT INTO EXTRA TIME

TWO COCKROACH WERE HOSPITALIZED FOR INJURIES... 1ST ASKED:HOW COME HERE,BAYGON..? 2ND SAID:NO MAN,PARAGON..

TEACHE"WHERE IS HIMALAYA?"STUDENT: "MADAM, I DONT KNOW."TEACHE"DONT KNOW?? STAND ON THE DESK."STUDENT: "I STILL CANT SEE.

BOY ASKS A GIRL: CAN U DANCE WITH ME. GIRL: I DONT DANCE WITH A CHILD.. BOY: SORRY, I DID NOT KNOW U WERE PREGNANT.

WIFE WAS TEACHING ENGLISH GRAMMAR TO HER HUSBAND. WIFE- 'I AM BEAUTIFUL.' WHICH TENSE IS THIS? HUSBAND- PAST TENSE.-

ELEPHANT &ANT WERE WALKING ON A BRIDGETHEN D ELEPHANT LOOKD DOWN 2THE RIVER SUDENLY ANT BITED D ELEPHANT.WHY?BCOZ ANTS WIFE WAS BATHING IN D RIVER.

HISTORY TEACHEFROM WHERE TO WHERE DID THE MUGHALS RULE?STUDENT: SIR, I AM NOT SURE BUT I THINK FROM PAGE 15 TO 26.

MR.BEAN SAID TO HIS GIRLFRIEND"I LUV U"& FELL DOWN. AGAIN TOLD"I LUV U"&FELL DOWN.GIRL: Y U R DOING LIKE THIS? MR.BEAN: I AM FALLING IN LOVE

Friendship SMS

SAD SHAYARI and JOKS

Dil se liya 1st D Love se liya 2nd O Rose se liya 3rd S Geet se liya 4th T Sathi se liya 5th I To laisi lagi hamari DOSTI

what is real but invisible?-ur care. what is true but unfair?-ur absence. what is sweet but naughty?-ur smile. what is precious bur pricelss?-our friendship.

someone wrote on the door"please do not enter i am upset" friends came in smiling and said:sorry we are illiterates

My hands never pain when typing message for you..!! But my heart always pain when there is no reply from you..!!

TOUCHING LINES FROM SEPARATED FRIEND: "I DIDN'T RUN AWAY FROM U.. I JUST WALKED SLOWLY AND IT SEEMS THAT U DIDN'T CARE ENOUGH TO STOP ME."

Pain of missing friends is realised when u r alone watching a gang of friends enjoying in front of U and U remembrng d past which u spent with ur friends!

remember the day when we first met? Not knowing each other.. Not wanting to know.. Not even a smile.! Then we started with a blank smile.Then we started with HELLO! Then bcum hi .. Then loose, crack and all.. Shared our day, hours, seconds then we made castless with our thoughts . Moved mountain with our dreams. Today i wanna tell how much u mean to me. LONG LIVE OUR FRIENDSHIP

life Realation is nevar planned nor it happen for a reason but when relation a is real it becomes a plan for life &a reason for livin

If I get a chance 2 go 2 Moon,My great wish is I will draw ur face on de Moon So that through out the night ,wherever I goI can see ur face

Sangeet sunkar ayaan nahi millta, Mandir jakar Bhagwan Nahi Milta, Pathar to log is liye pujte hai, Q ki Vishwas k layak insaan nahi milta.

True Fship is like playing on see-saw Not bcoz its always fun being wit each othr. Bt also bcoz some1 wont mind going down 2 c another1 rising up!

Dosti k panno se bhari kitab ho tum, rishton k phulon mai gulab ho tum, kuch log kehte hai k dost sache nhi hote, un logon k har sawaal ka jawab ho tum

Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend

may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…

may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…

Dil se liya 1st D Love se liya 2nd O Rose se liya 3rd S Geet se liya 4th T Sathi se liya 5th I To laisi lagi hamari DOSTI!!

jise dil ki KALAM or bharose ki INK kehte hai, jise lamho ki KITAB or yaado ka COVER kehte hai, yahi wo SUBJECT hai jise log FRIENDSHIP kehte hai.

Stars have setelled & moon will shine, Frndship matures as a lovely wine a very lovely nite 2 a frnd of mine

1DAY I MAY DIE WITHOUT SAYING GUD BYE 2 U! BUT ILL NEVER 4GET 2 SAY THANK U! BCOZ U HAV GIVEN ME 1 OF LOVELIEST FRIENDSHP!

Birth is Once... Youth is Once... Death is Once... Love is Once... Marriage is Once... But.. FRIENDSHIP is runs for ever...Good Day

Stars have setelled & moon will shine, Frndship matures as a lovely wine a very lovely nite 2 a frnd of mine

I am not beautiful as a rose. But my heart is more beautiful than a rose. Because my heart is full of U and ur FRIENDSHIP!

Friendship is a sun, which rises, Only when your heart has set on it Friendship is a throne, on which you can sit, Only when you share your kingdom with it.

When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow in your eyes, Just let me know, Because, I want to be there for you,

Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: Beta Tum Bahut PadhogeLadka: Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??

Learning frm water..adjust ur self in every situation in any shape & always find out ur own way beautiful..

Life is a train Love is a wine Wife is a pain Family is a chain Xperiens is a gain. Knowledge is a brain. BUT GOOD FRIENDSHIP IS A MAIN.

I dont regret the things I have done and the things I didnt do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

Friendship is a sun, which rises, Only when your heart has set on it Friendship is a throne, on which you can sit, Only when you share your kingdom with it.

The Joy Of Being Friends Is Pleasurable, Even When Everyone On Earth Forgets U, Remember, Here Is One Who Forgets Everything, Just To Remember U ? ?

FUNNY SMS

SAD SHAYARI and JOKS

Tchr: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.

Ek Ladki ke T Shirt pe CAR bani hui thi
Ek Bacha Dekh raha tha
Ladki - Kabhi kar nahi dekhi ?
Bacha - Car to dekhi hai, ttne BADE SPEED BREAKER nahi dekhe !!!!!

Guy: You Look Like My Wife..
Girl(surprisingly): Whats Ur wife name?
Guy: I am not yet married..!

Moral : Xpress Your Ideas Smartly..!

Ek bahana acha sa jo paas hokar bhi paas nahi
Par us se chupa koi raaz nahi
Koi tumse puchhe koun hun mai
Tum kah dena koi KHAAS nahi

1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia

BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?

Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !

Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo ge?Miyan:arey wo choray to mujhe moqa milay na.

wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi

Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,

bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade

Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga
JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO.

Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.

Husband:kis moo say jaon.
wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai
Aur
Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;

Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya

Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi

Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye

Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-)

Teacher To Pathan: AGARBATTI Ka Jumla Banao.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai...

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Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:

Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.

Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)

undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,
swift Car K Peche Likhwaya

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,

Truck Par Likha tha
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.
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santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha

santa: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain

Ladki: M G Road

santa: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Hein

SMS SHAYARI

Jaan Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain

Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha
Wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha
Hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe
Jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha

Kaash banane wale ne humein aansoo banaya hota,
Aur mehboob ki aankhon me basaya hota,
Jab girte unki aankh se unki god me,
Thoda marne ka maja bhi aaya hota

Zindagi ki raho me jab aage aage jaaoge,
Peeche ek saaya tum hurdum paaoge,
Mudkar dekhoge to tanhaayi hogi,
Agar mehsoos karoge to humko paaoge

Zuban hi sirf ek zaria nahi
Jo aap lafzon ko samajh paayenge
kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye
Hazaro alfaz khud-ba-khud bikhar jayenge

Dard se dosti ho gayi hai doston,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi hai doston,
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana humara,
Magar door tak roshni ho gayi hai doston

Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya,
Mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya,
Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan,
Us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya