Friday, April 3, 2009

Friendship SMS



Dil se liya 1st D Love se liya 2nd O Rose se liya 3rd S Geet se liya 4th T Sathi se liya 5th I To laisi lagi hamari DOSTI

what is real but invisible?-ur care. what is true but unfair?-ur absence. what is sweet but naughty?-ur smile. what is precious bur pricelss?-our friendship.

someone wrote on the door"please do not enter i am upset" friends came in smiling and said:sorry we are illiterates

My hands never pain when typing message for you..!! But my heart always pain when there is no reply from you..!!

TOUCHING LINES FROM SEPARATED FRIEND: "I DIDN'T RUN AWAY FROM U.. I JUST WALKED SLOWLY AND IT SEEMS THAT U DIDN'T CARE ENOUGH TO STOP ME."

Pain of missing friends is realised when u r alone watching a gang of friends enjoying in front of U and U remembrng d past which u spent with ur friends!

remember the day when we first met? Not knowing each other.. Not wanting to know.. Not even a smile.! Then we started with a blank smile.Then we started with HELLO! Then bcum hi .. Then loose, crack and all.. Shared our day, hours, seconds then we made castless with our thoughts . Moved mountain with our dreams. Today i wanna tell how much u mean to me. LONG LIVE OUR FRIENDSHIP

life Realation is nevar planned nor it happen for a reason but when relation a is real it becomes a plan for life &a reason for livin

If I get a chance 2 go 2 Moon,My great wish is I will draw ur face on de Moon So that through out the night ,wherever I goI can see ur face

Sangeet sunkar ayaan nahi millta, Mandir jakar Bhagwan Nahi Milta, Pathar to log is liye pujte hai, Q ki Vishwas k layak insaan nahi milta.

True Fship is like playing on see-saw Not bcoz its always fun being wit each othr. Bt also bcoz some1 wont mind going down 2 c another1 rising up!

Dosti k panno se bhari kitab ho tum, rishton k phulon mai gulab ho tum, kuch log kehte hai k dost sache nhi hote, un logon k har sawaal ka jawab ho tum

Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend

may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…

may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…

Dil se liya 1st D Love se liya 2nd O Rose se liya 3rd S Geet se liya 4th T Sathi se liya 5th I To laisi lagi hamari DOSTI!!

jise dil ki KALAM or bharose ki INK kehte hai, jise lamho ki KITAB or yaado ka COVER kehte hai, yahi wo SUBJECT hai jise log FRIENDSHIP kehte hai.

Stars have setelled & moon will shine, Frndship matures as a lovely wine a very lovely nite 2 a frnd of mine

1DAY I MAY DIE WITHOUT SAYING GUD BYE 2 U! BUT ILL NEVER 4GET 2 SAY THANK U! BCOZ U HAV GIVEN ME 1 OF LOVELIEST FRIENDSHP!

Birth is Once... Youth is Once... Death is Once... Love is Once... Marriage is Once... But.. FRIENDSHIP is runs for ever...Good Day

Stars have setelled & moon will shine, Frndship matures as a lovely wine a very lovely nite 2 a frnd of mine

I am not beautiful as a rose. But my heart is more beautiful than a rose. Because my heart is full of U and ur FRIENDSHIP!

Friendship is a sun, which rises, Only when your heart has set on it Friendship is a throne, on which you can sit, Only when you share your kingdom with it.

When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow in your eyes, Just let me know, Because, I want to be there for you,

Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: Beta Tum Bahut PadhogeLadka: Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??

Learning frm water..adjust ur self in every situation in any shape & always find out ur own way beautiful..

Life is a train Love is a wine Wife is a pain Family is a chain Xperiens is a gain. Knowledge is a brain. BUT GOOD FRIENDSHIP IS A MAIN.

I dont regret the things I have done and the things I didnt do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

Friendship is a sun, which rises, Only when your heart has set on it Friendship is a throne, on which you can sit, Only when you share your kingdom with it.

The Joy Of Being Friends Is Pleasurable, Even When Everyone On Earth Forgets U, Remember, Here Is One Who Forgets Everything, Just To Remember U ? ?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

FUNNY SMS






Tchr: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.


Ek Ladki ke T Shirt pe CAR bani hui thi
Ek Bacha Dekh raha tha
Ladki - Kabhi kar nahi dekhi ?
Bacha - Car to dekhi hai, ttne BADE SPEED BREAKER nahi dekhe !!!!!


Guy: You Look Like My Wife..
Girl(surprisingly): Whats Ur wife name?
Guy: I am not yet married..!

Moral : Xpress Your Ideas Smartly..!


Ek bahana acha sa jo paas hokar bhi paas nahi
Par us se chupa koi raaz nahi
Koi tumse puchhe koun hun mai
Tum kah dena koi KHAAS nahi

1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia

BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?

Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !
Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo ge?Miyan:arey wo choray to mujhe moqa milay na.
wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi

Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,

bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade
Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga
JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO.
Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.

Husband:kis moo say jaon.
wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai
Aur
Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya

Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi

Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye
Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-)
Teacher To Pathan: AGARBATTI Ka Jumla Banao.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai...
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Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:

Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.

Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)
undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!


Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,
swift Car K Peche Likhwaya

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,

Truck Par Likha tha
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.
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santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha

santa: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain

Ladki: M G Road

santa: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Hein



Monday, February 2, 2009

SMS SHAYARI




Friendship Shayari


Jaan Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye



Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain


Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha
Wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha
Hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe
Jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha

Kaash banane wale ne humein aansoo banaya hota,
Aur mehboob ki aankhon me basaya hota,
Jab girte unki aankh se unki god me,
Thoda marne ka maja bhi aaya hota


Zindagi ki raho me jab aage aage jaaoge,
Peeche ek saaya tum hurdum paaoge,
Mudkar dekhoge to tanhaayi hogi,
Agar mehsoos karoge to humko paaoge


Zuban hi sirf ek zaria nahi
Jo aap lafzon ko samajh paayenge
kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye
Hazaro alfaz khud-ba-khud bikhar jayenge


Dard se dosti ho gayi hai doston,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi hai doston,
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana humara,
Magar door tak roshni ho gayi hai doston



Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya,
Mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya,
Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan,
Us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya

Friday, January 2, 2009

SAD SMS









Friendship Shayari



Teri yadoon kay saharay Ge rahay hain hum
Zahar zandgi ka pe rahay hain hum
tum nay jo diya hai zakham zalim
Dil kay tukraay aaj bhi see rahay hain hum
Never lie to your close one....truth may hurt a while but a lie will spoil the essence of closeness for the lifetime.
ret ke jarurat registan ko hoti hai asmaan ko bhi sitaro ki jarurt hoti hai. aap hamesha apna khayal rakhana kyoki aap jaise dost ki jarurt har insaan ko hoti hai.
Wo Rootha Rootha Sa Lagta Hai,,,
Koi Tarkeeb Batao Manane Ki,,,
Main Zindagi Girwi Rakh Sakta Hoon,,,
Tum Keemat Batao Muskurane Ki..
HUMEIN DUSHMAN SE DUSHMANNI BHI ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
KHULOOSE DIL NA HO TOH DOSTI BHI ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
KOI MOOFLIS YE KEH KAR MAR GAYA FOOTPATH PAR DEKHO
KHUDAYA ITNI MUFLISI BHI MUJHE ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
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TUMHARE GUM BHI HUM APNE SINE MEIN CHHUPA LENGE
TUMHARE AANSU BHI HUM APNI AANKHO SE BAHA LENGE
BAS EK BAAR TUM HUMPE ETBAAR KARKE DEKH LO SANAM
KHUDA KI KASAM TUMHE APNE SINE MEIN BASA LENGE
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NIKALTA CHAND SABKO PASAND HOTA HAI
DOOBTA SURAJ KAUN DEKHTA HAI
TOOT-TA HUA TAARA SABKI DUA ISLIYE POORI KARTA HAI
KYUKI USE TOOTNE KA DARD MAALOOM HOTA HAI
HUMEIN DUSHMAN SE DUSHMANNI BHI ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
KHULOOSE DIL NA HO TOH DOSTI BHI ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
KOI MOOFLIS YE KEH KAR MAR GAYA FOOTPATH PAR DEKHO
KHUDAYA ITNI MUFLISI BHI MUJHE ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
ZAMANE SE NAHI, TANHAYI SE DARTE HAI
PYAAR SE NAHI RUSVAI SE DARTE HAI
MILNE KI UMMEED BAHUT HOTI HAI DIL ME
LEKIN MILNE KE BAAD KI JUDAI SE DARTE HAI
WO JATE HUE HAMSE WADA KAR GAYE
KII AB TO YAADO ME HI MILA KARENGE
KHUDA KARE WOH APNA WADA NIBHAYE
AUR HUM ZINDAGI BHAR KE LIYE SO JAAYE
CHALE GAYE DUR KUCH PAL KE LIYE
DUR REHKAR BHI KAREEB HO HARPAL KE LIYE
KAISE YAAD NA AAYE EK PAL KE LIYE
JAB DIL MEIN HO AAP HAR PAL KE LIYE


AISA BHI KYA KASOOR HUMNE KAR DIYA
KE AAPNE ISS TARHA GAIR HUME KAR DIYA
MAAF KARNA HUMARI GALTIYO KO
JINKI WAJAH SE AAPNE HUME YAAD KARNA HI CHHOD DIYA
YADO ME TERI YAAD THI
KYA YAAD THI KUCH YAAD NAHI
TERI YAAD ME SAB BHOOL GAYE
KYA BHOOL GAYE KUCH YAAD NAHI
BAS YAAD HO TUM SIRF YAAD HAI YAHI
KYUN YAAD HO TUM KUCH YAAD NAHI

ROZ HOTA HAI TARRUFF TERI YAADON SE
CHHALAKTA HAI NOOR TERA MERI AANKHO SE
TADAF RAHA HU MAIN YAHAN, AB YE AALAM HAI
AUR INTEZAR HOTA NAHI MERI SAANSOO SE

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

FUNNY SMS

SAD SHAYARI and JOKS





Funny



World's Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar:-):-D
Which is d best of 2? School or college life?"Add +1 to ur ans & frwd it 2 ur frnds" Vote: school=20050 college=1781 dnt stop..
keep frwrding.
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy