SMS SHAYARI

Jaan Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain

Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha
Wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha
Hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe
Jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha

Kaash banane wale ne humein aansoo banaya hota,
Aur mehboob ki aankhon me basaya hota,
Jab girte unki aankh se unki god me,
Thoda marne ka maja bhi aaya hota

Zindagi ki raho me jab aage aage jaaoge,
Peeche ek saaya tum hurdum paaoge,
Mudkar dekhoge to tanhaayi hogi,
Agar mehsoos karoge to humko paaoge

Zuban hi sirf ek zaria nahi
Jo aap lafzon ko samajh paayenge
kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye
Hazaro alfaz khud-ba-khud bikhar jayenge

Dard se dosti ho gayi hai doston,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi hai doston,
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana humara,
Magar door tak roshni ho gayi hai doston

Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya,
Mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya,
Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan,
Us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya

SAD SMS

Teri yadoon kay saharay Ge rahay hain hum
Zahar zandgi ka pe rahay hain hum
tum nay jo diya hai zakham zalim
Dil kay tukraay aaj bhi see rahay hain hum

Never lie to your close one....truth may hurt a while but a lie will spoil the essence of closeness for the lifetime.

ret ke jarurat registan ko hoti hai asmaan ko bhi sitaro ki jarurt hoti hai. aap hamesha apna khayal rakhana kyoki aap jaise dost ki jarurt har insaan ko hoti hai.

Wo Rootha Rootha Sa Lagta Hai,,,
Koi Tarkeeb Batao Manane Ki,,,
Main Zindagi Girwi Rakh Sakta Hoon,,,
Tum Keemat Batao Muskurane Ki..

HUMEIN DUSHMAN SE DUSHMANNI BHI ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
KHULOOSE DIL NA HO TOH DOSTI BHI ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
KOI MOOFLIS YE KEH KAR MAR GAYA FOOTPATH PAR DEKHO
KHUDAYA ITNI MUFLISI BHI MUJHE ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
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TUMHARE GUM BHI HUM APNE SINE MEIN CHHUPA LENGE
TUMHARE AANSU BHI HUM APNI AANKHO SE BAHA LENGE
BAS EK BAAR TUM HUMPE ETBAAR KARKE DEKH LO SANAM
KHUDA KI KASAM TUMHE APNE SINE MEIN BASA LENGE

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NIKALTA CHAND SABKO PASAND HOTA HAI
DOOBTA SURAJ KAUN DEKHTA HAI
TOOT-TA HUA TAARA SABKI DUA ISLIYE POORI KARTA HAI
KYUKI USE TOOTNE KA DARD MAALOOM HOTA HAI

HUMEIN DUSHMAN SE DUSHMANNI BHI ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
KHULOOSE DIL NA HO TOH DOSTI BHI ACCHI NAHI LAGTI
KOI MOOFLIS YE KEH KAR MAR GAYA FOOTPATH PAR DEKHO
KHUDAYA ITNI MUFLISI BHI MUJHE ACCHI NAHI LAGTI

ZAMANE SE NAHI, TANHAYI SE DARTE HAI
PYAAR SE NAHI RUSVAI SE DARTE HAI
MILNE KI UMMEED BAHUT HOTI HAI DIL ME
LEKIN MILNE KE BAAD KI JUDAI SE DARTE HAI

WO JATE HUE HAMSE WADA KAR GAYE
KII AB TO YAADO ME HI MILA KARENGE
KHUDA KARE WOH APNA WADA NIBHAYE
AUR HUM ZINDAGI BHAR KE LIYE SO JAAYE

CHALE GAYE DUR KUCH PAL KE LIYE
DUR REHKAR BHI KAREEB HO HARPAL KE LIYE
KAISE YAAD NA AAYE EK PAL KE LIYE
JAB DIL MEIN HO AAP HAR PAL KE LIYE

AISA BHI KYA KASOOR HUMNE KAR DIYA
KE AAPNE ISS TARHA GAIR HUME KAR DIYA
MAAF KARNA HUMARI GALTIYO KO
JINKI WAJAH SE AAPNE HUME YAAD KARNA HI CHHOD DIYA

YADO ME TERI YAAD THI
KYA YAAD THI KUCH YAAD NAHI
TERI YAAD ME SAB BHOOL GAYE
KYA BHOOL GAYE KUCH YAAD NAHI
BAS YAAD HO TUM SIRF YAAD HAI YAHI
KYUN YAAD HO TUM KUCH YAAD NAHI

ROZ HOTA HAI TARRUFF TERI YAADON SE
CHHALAKTA HAI NOOR TERA MERI AANKHO SE
TADAF RAHA HU MAIN YAHAN, AB YE AALAM HAI
AUR INTEZAR HOTA NAHI MERI SAANSOO SE

FUNNY SMS

SAD SHAYARI and JOKS

World's Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar:-):-D

Which is d best of 2? School or college life?"Add +1 to ur ans & frwd it 2 ur frnds" Vote: school=20050 college=1781 dnt stop..
keep frwrding.

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy